Apply — Then Cocktails

Question 01

Who the hell are you?

Your name, your brand, your URL. Don't be shy — we're about to know everything about you anyway.

Question 02

Be honest. How bad is it right now?

We've seen it all. There is no shame here. Pick your truth.

Our social is a ghost town. Tumbleweed. Crickets.

We post things. Nobody gives a damn. It's embarrassing.

Our competitors are eating our lunch and it's making us furious.

All of the above. It's bad. We don't want to talk about it.

Nothing's broken. We're just not satisfied with "fine."

Question 03

What's your monthly investment?

No judgment. But we will respect you more if you don't say "as little as possible."

Question 04

Who are you trying to outrun?

Name your biggest competitor. Tell us what makes them annoying. This is a safe space for competitive rage.

Question 05

What does winning actually look like?

Not vague "grow my brand" nonsense. The real outcome. The one that would make you call us at midnight to celebrate.

Question 06

How committed are you — really?

We need to know who we're dealing with before we ride.

🫠 Cautious. We'll need a lot of sign-offs. 🤝 Ready. We trust the process once we believe in the people. 🔥 Obsessed. We talk about this stuff constantly. 🚀 All in. Tell us what you need and get out of our way.

Question 07

Why should we pick you over the next person in line?

We get applications. Make yours the one we remember. Impress us, amuse us, or just be brutally honest. All three work.

Question 08 — Final

One last thing.

Read this carefully before you check the box.

I understand that Then Cocktails doesn't do ordinary, doesn't do safe, and doesn't apologize for it. I am not here for comfortable. I am here to be the brand people can't stop talking about. If that changes my mind, I'll find a different agency. But right now, I'm ready.

Applications are reviewed within 48 hours. We respond to every single one personally. No templates. No auto-replies. Just a real answer.

RECEIVED TC Selection Office

Application received. We'll be in touch.

We read every single one personally. You'll hear from us within 48 hours.
In the meantime — take a drink. You earned it.

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